No-Shave Ned

Woah, did the seventies call? Because I’m not sure if this guy’s a hippie or a beatnik! Whatever he is, No-shave Ned knows how to have a good time, and if you want a good time too, how about becoming the exclusive owner of Ned’s digital figurine?

NRDFs, otherwise known as Non-refundable Digital Figurines, are exclusive digital collectibles that are (as of now) totally unaffiliated with the blockchain. Hopefully, blockchain technology will be available soon for these great little guys, but until then, you can get a piece of the action for cheap by purchasing a one-of-a-kind NRDF today for only ten dollars. Don’t wait! Buy now! Buy it, you moron.