Big Susie Sunglasses

They call her Big Susie Sunglasses, ‘cause she’s got a big head, and even bigger sunglasses. Pretty hip, you dig? And if you wanna prove that you know what’s up, you’ll buy the only digital figurine in existence of Big Susie Sunglasses, because you’re a happening cat. 

NRDFs, otherwise known as Non-refundable Digital Figurines, are exclusive digital collectibles that are (as of now) totally unaffiliated with the blockchain. Hopefully, blockchain technology will be available soon for these great little guys, but until then, you can get a piece of the action for cheap by purchasing a one-of-a-kind NRDF today for only ten dollars. Don’t wait! Buy now! Buy it, you moron.