Franken-Beethoven

Guess who’s back and ready to party? Franken-Beethoven is Beethoven’s resurrected corpse, risen from the grave to write more great music. This digital figurine doesn’t come with tunes, but its groundbreaking design and exclusive availability make it a must have!

NRDFs, otherwise known as Non-refundable Digital Figurines, are exclusive digital collectibles that are (as of now) totally unaffiliated with the blockchain. Hopefully, blockchain technology will be available soon for these great little guys, but until then, you can get a piece of the action for cheap by purchasing a one-of-a-kind NRDF today for only ten dollars. Don’t wait! Buy now! Buy it, you moron.