Half-an-octopus

Octopuses are dime-a-dozen, but half-an-octopus? Now we’re cooking with gas. This fantastic little ghoul is an exclusive digital figurine, and if you want it, you better buy it now, ‘cause there’s only one of it, and the other half ain’t on sale. 

NRDFs, otherwise known as Non-refundable Digital Figurines, are exclusive digital collectibles that are (as of now) totally unaffiliated with the blockchain. Hopefully, blockchain technology will be available soon for these great little guys, but until then, you can get a piece of the action for cheap by purchasing a one-of-a-kind NRDF today for only ten dollars. Don’t wait! Buy now! Buy it, you moron.