Fishman

The ocean’s a pretty kooky place, and there’s no one better to guide you than Fishman, the mannish fish. He may not be the fanciest freak in the ocean, but he is financially and digitally exclusive, which makes him a must have for any collector of the strange. 

NRDFs, otherwise known as Non-refundable Digital Figurines, are exclusive digital collectibles that are (as of now) totally unaffiliated with the blockchain. Hopefully, blockchain technology will be available soon for these great little guys, but until then, you can get a piece of the action for cheap by purchasing a one-of-a-kind NRDF today for only ten dollars. Don’t wait! Buy now! Buy it, you moron.