Beret Billy

Beret Billy’s life has been filled with nothing but nihilistic warfare and abject hedonism. He’s too weird to live, too strange to die, and if you want a piece of that action then you need to get the only evidence of his existence: this digitally exclusive figurine.

NRDFs, otherwise known as Non-refundable Digital Figurines, are exclusive digital collectibles that are (as of now) totally unaffiliated with the blockchain. Hopefully, blockchain technology will be available soon for these great little guys, but until then, you can get a piece of the action for cheap by purchasing a one-of-a-kind NRDF today for only ten dollars. Don’t wait! Buy now! Buy it, you moron.